A friend of mine posted this to a discussion group that I moderate:
I am a big fan of BradP (actually, I think he is the best PUA out there). Anyways, I got an email from him regarding classic text messages you can  send immediately. He suggests not sending stupid (How are you?) text  messages.
So, here are the good ones to send. Have fun and tell me if any of these work (I will also test them and report back to this group).
- I just won 1.2M in the lottery. So….Im just texting to say goodbye.
- What are you doing tonight? just you and your hand right?
- I’m running for vice president in 2014. Can I count on your support?
- You look like the girl who pulled the other girls’ pigtails in 4th grade.
- Maybe it’s the booze talking but I wanted you to know…. I love booze
- im going to see santa what should i tell him to bring you
- OMG, I just saw this squirrel in the park and it reminded me of you.
- Do you have picture texting?
- If I was a schoolbus, would you ride in the front of the back?
- Are you a cat person or a dog person? Or just a puppy kicker?
- If I were going to jail for 20yrs, would you tattoo my name on your boob?
- I was walking my dog, and he got off the leash, and he totally shagged this other dog. I’m so excited to be a grandpa!
- I’ve decided that I think you’re metrosexual, even tho you’re a girl.
- I think you are cute and sexy. I want to show you my coin collection.
Some of them are more applicable to people in North America, but in general, they can be changed for the South African perspective if needs be.
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