Monthly Archives: November 2010

Wainy Days: episode #16 “The Pickup”

Posted by on November 29, 2010 No comments

Desperate for guidance, David hires an expert to teach him how to attract women. Starring David Wain (The State, Wet Hot American Summer), Paul Rudd (Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin), Tawny Cypress (Heroes).

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Ground rules on Openers

Posted by on November 28, 2010 No comments

I can give you some ‘ground rules’ on openers that I have learn over the years.

  1. The easiest way to open any person is to first establish eye contact and a genuine smile. The door is then open. Don’t take to long then.
  2. NEVER EVER interrupt a conversation. Chipping in will lose points very quickly.
  3. If its a large group of women, your chances are slim getting an opener so refer to point 1
  4. Be original. But my rule here is you have observed certain things about the girl/s so use that to open.
  5. LOOK relaxed even though you are not.
  6. Try smiling guys, this is fun
  7. Give girls their space. Look like you are passing by by turning your body in the direction you are going and when she turns to you, then you can turn towards her.
  8. NEVER ASSUME that she is available. Often girls have boyfriends an want a good time out. So don’t feel bad if you don’t get her number.
  9. Remember girls play games. Play with.
  10. Make them laugh with real humour! Take them to stand-up comedy shows if you struggle with humour.

We meet women every day at work, in public places. Just be natural, talk to as many as possible. Make comments that make people smile when you are in a lift or standing at the till. Make clean jokes in public. Here’s some more tips about openers.

  1. Women are always tense except when they are drunk ( sometimes they are tense too ) Keep this in mind.
  2. If you are so glued onto one kind of opener you might fall into a rut and only open some kinds of girls.
  3. Never compliment a girl directly the first time. Say things that make her women what you are thinking. Don’t say you have a beautiful dress on, rather say, its an interesting outfit you have. I find that a guy needs to keep his mystery. A hunter needs to keep himself hidden in order to get close to his DEER (dear)

Here’s a short and quick break-down of the core mistake that guys make when approaching women: they hover…

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Posted by on November 27, 2010 1 comment
  1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet… Faggot..
  2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer–it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog….. ‘Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!’ Now think about how you call a cat…’Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!’ Jeeez, you’re so queer.
  3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab
    claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pig’s feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.
  4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man’s world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
  5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you’re as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a ‘Decaf Soy Latte’. If you’ve put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you’ve had a man there too..
  6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might
    as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn’t have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out
    chartreuse you’re gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.
  7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you’re dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold
    his beer.
  8. If you do not send this off to all the males/females to send to males on your email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then
    you are definitely on the verge of being a salami smuggler.